Offical Page of Social Awkwardness!@#!@#

I just listened to the new Matthew Good cd.

It is stellar bro, to the max and shit.

Ring around the rosies,
Pocketful of posies.
Ashes, ashes.
We all fall down.

'If I should ever die, God forbid, let this be my epitaph:

THE ONLY PROOF HE NEEDED
FOR THE EXISTENCE OF GOD
WAS MUSIC'

People have to talk about something just to keep their voice boxes in working order so they'll have good voice boxes in case there's ever anything really meaningful to say.

sup still boring and lonely

Tupac & Scarface - Smile

Masta Killa feat Ol' Dirty Bastard & RZA-Old Man

In Bloom- Nirvana

Husker Du - Don't Want to Know If you are Lonely

For once, maybe, maybe just once, could you not be so mind bendingly usual?

'Friendship is cool because it lets us become closer'

'. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . seriously though . . . .seriously? '

I saw 'For Your Consideration' tonight with my mother. it was awesome and yeah. awesome.

Also I heard a depressing story in the mens bathroom about a close friends sister. It was awkward. But also depressing.

CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG

Quiet part

Sexy, Smart, Sincere way to say I love you

Distortion pedal

Trash the stage

Keep out of reach of children

Memos to self

STOP LIKING GIRLS THAT DON'T LIKE YOU, IT'S USELESS, SELF DEFEATING AND RIDICULOUS.

FOUR MONTHS IS PLENTY OF TIME TO GET OVER SOMEONE, LIKING THEM MORE AFTER THEY CONFESS TO ONLY WANTING TO BE FRIENDS IS FUCKING STUPID. AMONG OTHER THINGS.

Also self, try and get that power drill, you really need to get that vent drilled into the floor.

Fugazi - Song Number One

The song is fucking sweet too.

God bless Paul Westerbergs lyrics.

One time I wrote a paper for school and I set it up so that the first letter of every line combined to spell

'Cry For Help'

I wonder if the teacher noticed

Also I used to be a lot more inventive in the stupid shit I did.

DR PHIL? MORE LIKE DR PILL, AS IN CHILL PILL, AS IN TAKE A CHILL PILL DR. PHIL!@#$!#$#!

So do any girls I know that are physically capable of coming with me, want to come to Moncton with two friends of mine to go to a strip club, it's for a play thing my friend and I are writing. It is purely a stripper trip for laughs. To be quite honest if I stop laughing at any point I will probably cry, so it's all for laughs.

No requirements just have girl parts.

E-mail me tay_C@hotmail.com

Tell me in person,

Respond in comments

whatever!

SIRC Guide to Flirting

SO I have been reading this, to become a better flirter and by better flirter I mean I am sort of crazy so I am trying anything possible to be less crazy even taking advice on flirting.

BUT ALAS this guide has just cut my legs out from under me!

Short, low-status males and older, less attractive females may therefore be a bit more restricted in their choice of potential partners, although there are many exceptions to this rule, and confidence and charm can outweigh apparent disadvantages.


Thr bolded part may have just saved the space and used my name there as I am SHORT and Low Status and ALSO MALE (sometimes that is forgotten). Also the exceptions of CHARM and CONFIDENCE? Why not change that to FAIRY DUST and A MILLION SEPERATE STRANDS OF GOLDEN UNICORN HAIR. Because I have about as much of the former as I do the latter.

Also my therpist told me yesterday that 'I'm sure a girl that likes you for you will come along, you're so kind and smart. Like a really good friend'

Then he asked me why there was blood coming out of my ears

KID ROCK IS NO LONGER SOCIALLY RELEVANT1@#$#@%$@%$$$